Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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