id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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