Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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