just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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