I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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