so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Please don't give away my fajitas
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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