I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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