Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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