Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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