I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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