when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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