She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
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Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just pee around me
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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