fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
she looked like the before picture.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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