I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Randomize