When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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