Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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