I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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