Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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