apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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