My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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