I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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