Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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