I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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