Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.