Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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