Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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