Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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