Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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