I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Randomize
