Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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