Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
