party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
my shit smells like andre
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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