i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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