a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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