sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
as a side note pls kill me
Randomize
