I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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