when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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