my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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