Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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