At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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