Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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