And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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