I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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