If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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