If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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