i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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