How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Randomize
