yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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