I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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