I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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