Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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