Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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