I'm gonna have a badass scar
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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