we're blogging at a bar
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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