Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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